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Random Philosophy II

Sat Oct 31, 2009, 10:10 AM
Heres just somewhat of a little poem or story I've had in my mind for quite a while now...

Two teenagers were walking down a path together. They continue until they come across an older, homeless man sitting under a tree. The man asks them to come forward, and they do. The old man reaches into an old, rough bag and pulls out two bottles of Everclear, also known as one of the worlds strongest vodkas. A drink so powerful that even hard-partying college kids fear it. The old man says to them...
"How would you two like to have these for free?"
As young, experimental teens, they were highly interested.
"Sure, but whats the catch?" the one boy says.
"The catch is that you have to go your seperate ways and use these in whatever way you would like tonight. Then, come back here at this time tomorrow and tell me your experience."
The two boys agreed, took their bottles, and went their seperate ways. They both returned the next day...
"Well, you first. How was your experience?" The old man said to the first boy.
"Well, seeing as how its a whole bottle of one of the world's strongest alcohols, I figured it would be best to share it." he began. "So I threw a party with a bunch of my friends..."
The old man listened with interest as the boy told his stories of drunken debouchery, of people laughing and getting sick and wearing lamp shades over their heads.
"Okay, that sounds like a fun time!" The old man said. "Now how about you?" He said to the other.
"Well... I decided to drink it, and just go on a walk and observe things." he said.
"And how was that?" the old man asked.
"I didn't know how powerful it would be. I drank quite a bit and then I started wandering in the woods. I got very lost for a few hours." the boy said.
"Wow, that must have been a scary experience." the old man said.
"It was at very first, but it turned amazing pretty quickly." the boy said.
"And why is that?" the old man said.
The young teen paused for a second and then simply said...
"I found God."

The old man smiled.

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:iconwith-1-scarlet-tear:
Hi collin =]

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Your boys date around and have some fun
My boys make your boys run
:iconlyssabit:
Hallo thar, mister Z. How are ya? How've you been and stuff?

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:iconneon-pink31492:
:P hello
this be heather
megan yelled at me and told me to add u :] so hi

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:iconwindcollision111000:
How badly did she yell? and hi Heather :)
:iconneon-pink31492:
not very badly but she took the liberty of adding u to my friens list

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Our slogan is...The Few..The Proud....The my asscheeks are sore as hell from morning PT..no wait..The Marines :]-Virdel Thom
:iconwindcollision111000:
lol, well why? you dont want to be my friend? :'(
:iconneon-pink31492:
no i did i was showing her something and she jus took the initiative (sp?)

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:icononholiday6:
...Hello "Nilloc" xP

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